Steve & Squirrel #72: Pulling Some Strings

Author: somnambulist

Date: February 12, 2006

by somnambulist
2-12-06
Hey, guess what! I finally got a big promotion at work!
That's great! Let's celebrate with a four-hour shopping trip to Old Navy.
I was thinking more along the lines of a taking a vacation to Scotland. I have always wanted to play at the Royal and Ancient Club of St. Andrew's.
How about we do both and call it a compromise? I can help you pick out a kilt at the mall.
Um, do I want to know what you've been up to while I was in the other room watching my "Lethal Weapon" DVD's?
What, I can't live a silly fantasy life via an internal monologue, too?