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| So what are you getting Allison for her birthday? | |
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| I wanted to do something unique. How about some tasteful nude photos of myself? | |
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| I don't think anyone wants to see you naked, so I assume that by "tasteful" you actually mean "taste full of perchloric acid." | |
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| I'm sure she'll still love me for who I am. I do have one question, though, since I've never done this before... | |
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| Does it involve an unusual case of red-eye? | |
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| No... how do I pose my penis? Is it supposed to point off to the side or something? | |
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