Steve & Squirrel #93: The Lame-Ass Continuity Saga, Part 8

Author: somnambulist

Date: March 27, 2006

by somnambulist
3-27-06
So why the glum face? It sounds like everything is fine, at least for now.
Oh, she's just got a date tonight, whereas all I've got planned is to watch an episode of "24" and maybe have a sandwich. I'm OK... it's just a bit weird.
Well, she didn't object to you doing the same, did she? Why not have a casual fling in the meantime? You look like you need to be flung, anyway.
I just wouldn't feel right about it. Plus who would it be? The crazy drunk I can never find, or the ones who email me once and then never write again?
Stephen, relax and put it all out of your mind for a while. You need to stop thinking with your brain for once.
Um... what part of me am I supposed to think with, then? Should I use my penis as a divining rod, or has the Day of the Pancreas finally arrived?