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| Hey, sweetie. What are you reading? | |
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| Oh, just a friend's unpublished novel. It's actually pretty good. Way better than the one I did. I don't think I'd be brave enough to share mine. | |
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| Oh, come on. She showed you hers, so you should show her yours! | |
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| Nah. I don't think it's a genre she'd enjoy. Plus, it'd be like the equivalent of sex for nerdy bookworms. | |
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| Well, if that were true, wouldn't your not reciprocating be like scampering off with some kind of literary blowjob? | |
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| I guess. But those would be the worst paper cuts ever. | |
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