Steve & Squirrel #98: Like They Do On The Discovery Channel

Author: somnambulist

Date: April 4, 2006

by somnambulist
4-04-06
Hey, sweetie. What are you reading?
Oh, just a friend's unpublished novel. It's actually pretty good. Way better than the one I did. I don't think I'd be brave enough to share mine.
Oh, come on. She showed you hers, so you should show her yours!
Nah. I don't think it's a genre she'd enjoy. Plus, it'd be like the equivalent of sex for nerdy bookworms.
Well, if that were true, wouldn't your not reciprocating be like scampering off with some kind of literary blowjob?
I guess. But those would be the worst paper cuts ever.