Steve & Squirrel #100: Of All The Words Of Tongue And Pen :(

Author: somnambulist

Date: April 13, 2006

by somnambulist
4-13-06
I'm sorry, Steve. I know I said there'd be a day for us when I was ready, but I decided to see some other guy exclusively after, like, two weeks.
Wow. You really deserved it when I pissed on your dry-cleaning pile.
You have 1 new e-mail from Leigh.
Email? You're quasi breaking up with me by email?
So that's the whole story. Even if she took it all back, I don't think I'd ever really trust her.
Well, you'll always have your fictional comic girlfriend.