Steve & Squirrel #103: So Get Your Hand Out Of My Pants

Author: somnambulist

Date: April 27, 2006

by somnambulist
4-27-06
Listing MySpace friend requests (1): Jolene wants to be your friend.
That's weird. I don't know any Jolenes.
Like, OMG! You should totally check out my page. I have some super sexy private pix just for you...
Ah, crap. More damn porn-spam. Where the hell do all of these people keep coming from?
Judge for yourself: http://www.myspace.com/ jolene232babe22
[Jolene has 86 friends. All of them are extremely horny, gullible men. And she isn't even all that hot, either.]
OK, that's enough of this crap. If I get one from a girl selling herself as a Russian mail order bride, I'm just going the hell to bed.