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| These gas prices are killing me. I'm stuck working 9-5 and have to go 35 miles each way in rush hour traffic, but I can't afford to live closer, either. | |
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| How come you don't just move in with Allison? | |
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| Alas, I am unable to transport my real self into this virtual reality paradise. | |
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| Bummer. I was hoping that maybe you'd end up going all Jennifer Jason Leigh on her. | |
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| Nah... I'm neither homicidal nor female. Plus I'm way too lazy to go buy a whole new wardrobe that will just end up making my ass look big. | |
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| Actually, come to think of it, with your luck, it'd probably just end up playing out more like "Misery," anyway. | |
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