Steve & Squirrel #125: My Other Penis Is A Hyperbola

Author: somnambulist

Date: June 15, 2006

by somnambulist
6-15-06
I overheard what you just said to Matt. Do you really think it's a good idea to give her another chance?
I'm a guy. We will endure a certain amount of abuse in the hope of getting lucky. But we will become much less susceptible to it the less likely it seems that it'll happen.
That seems like a crazy system.
Yeah. I like to think of it as the "law of diminishing sexual returns," if you will.
And what if I won't? :-P
Then you just proved my theory.