Steve & Squirrel #138: True University Tales, Vol. 4

Author: somnambulist

Date: July 20, 2006

by somnambulist
7-20-06
Monday
Bah, another boring day at the office. I wish there were something to do...
You have 0 new messages.
Tuesday
Still a boring day. Maybe I'll just take a long lunch. That ought to help break the tedium...
If it were somehow mathematically possible, I'd tell you that you have a negative number of new messages.
Thursday
Man, I'm still kind of bummed out over that girl. I just don't feel up to doing any actual work today...
You have 37 new messages, all from people who want stuff and want it yesterday, and none of it can be done quickly.