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| So, lots of Christians in the Bible Belt work as contractors... | |
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| ...and they all revere Jesus, who happened to be a carpenter. | |
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| And Jews recall the story of Moses... | |
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| ...who spent a large part of the Torah arguing with God about rules and procedures, which in a way makes him the world's first lawyer. | |
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| So, riddle me this, Batman... | |
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| How come the Islamoterrorists haven't given up on that Mohammed dude and started looking for some sort of divine taxicab driver? | |
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