Steve & Squirrel #147: The Gospel of Steve

Author: somnambulist

Date: September 5, 2006

by somnambulist
9-05-06
So to help solve my latest personal crisis, I decided to ask myself, "What would Jesus do?
Are agnostics even allowed to do that?
I concluded that he would give a few pithy speeches and then proceed to get himself nailed to a big hunk of wood.
Somehow I don't see you going in that direction.
Nah. I'm just going to bitch about it like I usually do and see if it helps this time.
You might want to get off this big wooden bench first, then.