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| So to help solve my latest personal crisis, I decided to ask myself, "What would Jesus do? | |
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| Are agnostics even allowed to do that? | |
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| I concluded that he would give a few pithy speeches and then proceed to get himself nailed to a big hunk of wood. | |
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| Somehow I don't see you going in that direction. | |
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| Nah. I'm just going to bitch about it like I usually do and see if it helps this time. | |
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| You might want to get off this big wooden bench first, then. | |
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