Steve & Squirrel #149: Step Three, Profit!

Author: somnambulist

Date: September 8, 2006

by somnambulist
9-08-06
*http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ somnambulist/365959
Hello. I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm here to talk to you about the Vaccu Tractor* 2000, the latest technological breakthrough for the disabled.
This pimpin' ride comes with an authentic "John Deere" logo emblazoned on the side, your own set of custom rims, and turbo jets for maximum speed.
I just saw an ad for your invention on TV. I thought we agreed you weren't going to patent it!
I didn't. I sold the rights to the estate of Harry Browne. The informericals are even on DVD... wanna hear some of my voice-over commentaries?