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| Maybe it's for the best I never ended up with the girl I based Allison on. | |
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What I imagine might have happened:
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| It looks like you sliced your ball into that pot bunker. | |
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| So, what, does that mean I'm, like, supposed to smoke a joint now? | |
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| Well, that, and the fact that she's still being a cruel and heartless bitch about everything. | |
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| Aw, but all your ex girlfriends and unrequited loves are cruel and heartless bitches! Keep that streak up, and you'll be the Joe DiMaggio of romantic fiascoes! | |
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