Steve & Squirrel #156: Random Little Snippets

Author: somnambulist

Date: October 12, 2006

by somnambulist
10-12-06
Hi sweetie... whoa! What the heck happened to you?
Oh, this. Well, I was kind of tired when I went to get my hair cut last night and I had her do it kind of different. I guess it's supposed to look a little messy or something.
Yeah. If you put any more gel in that, you're legally obligated to start an emo band.
I thought it would make feel a bit less uptight about how I'm turning 30 soon, but mostly I feel like a guy who is too cheap to go buy a fucking comb.
Or maybe just a Mac user.
Watch it, or I'll have her come give you the Dorothy Hamill look while you're asleep tonight.