Steve & Squirrel #180: What If... I Owned a Simon Mall?

Author: somnambulist

Date: December 18, 2006

by somnambulist
12-18-06
Banana Republic...
All shall bow before the awesome might of Zucchini Confederacy!
I gave my left eye stem for this place!
Mattress Giant...
I can't believe the great deals Box Spring Midget has!
I know! No more wear and tear for my calculus textbooks!
Build-a-Bear Workshop...
Yo, is this that new Boink-a-Bitch Whorehouse that I saw an ad for in the Boston Globe?
God damn it, I've really got to start reading the job descriptions before I sign employment contracts...