Steve & Squirrel #181: It's Only Funny If You Watch '24'

Author: somnambulist

Date: December 19, 2006

by somnambulist
12-19-06
Jeez, Steve, you look terrible. What happened to you?
I stayed up on the phone with that girl that I like until well after 2 A.M. instead of rolling over and going to sleep...
So basically you spent the night in bed with a girl, but didn't get anything for your trouble?
Yeah, basically. Hell, I chickened out and didn't say anything, either. So I sent Jack Bauer over to her house to help get me a little, um... "intel."
7:43 PM (beep, boop, beep, boop...)
No, I swear, I don't have any evil plans to make him oversleep! I was just a little hyper! I'm a night owl! No, really, honest!
We both know that's not true. Now ...WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!?