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| The president of the student body gave a speech that condemned "beer gardens" as "too reminiscent of segregation." Now, normally I'm not Mr. Sensitivity about this stuff, but... | |
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| Christ almighty! What the hell were they thinking? | |
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| Well, given that one of the deans and my boss are both black - and help set the policy! - my guess is that no matter what it was, they sure weren't thinking very hard. | |
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| And she didn't get any sort of official reprimand for not being all politically correct on a hyper- liberal campus? | |
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| Nope! But, maybe I could send an anonymous letter to the school paper comparing the Democrats' tax policies to the Holocaust? | |
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| I know you wouldn't really do that, but you're forgetting the audience. You'd have to call George W. Bush a Nazi rapist before they'd pay any attention. | |
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