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| So I finally went out with that girl I met the other night. | |
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| How'd that end up turning out? | |
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| My fly was down. She pointed it out to me... I tried to save it by telling her I thought she would be curious if the carpet matched the drapes. | |
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| Well, at least you didn't call it a scratching post. So what happened? | |
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| She said "I bet they do," so I replied, "Good guess, but I just had hardwood floors installed!" | |
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| Damn it, now I don't know whether I should tell you I really didn't need to know that, or ask if she actually liked it. | |
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