Steve & Squirrel #189: Ripped From The Headlines, Vol. 1

Author: somnambulist

Date: February 27, 2007

by somnambulist
2-27-07
"Study: College Students Narcissistic"
Hey you, what's the latest on MSNBC?
The same thing I told my boss eight months ago, which is the same thing a conference told me three weeks ago.
"Meetings Make Us Dumber"
Didn't Scott Adams already publish that theory years ago?
Yep, pretty soon he'll be as revered as Einstein was when everyone figured out that relativity turned out to be true...
"Vitamins A, C, and E don’t help you live longer"
So what is it that they actually do, kill you faster?
I don't know. I was trying to think of a joke about that Ace of Base song, but I couldn't come up with anything good.