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"U.S. to charge ex-kangaroo skinner for aiding Taliban"
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| I didn't know that kangaroo skin was an essential part for making IED's...? | |
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| It's not. Some idiot passed a law that lets the American Idol vote determine our foreign policy. | |
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"U.S. faults friends, foes in drug war"
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| So is there anyone else left that they aren't blaming? | |
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"Dog with college degree called to court"
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| Hey, I think that's my last girlfriend. They must have needed an expert woofness! | |
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| OK, that was bad. Now you're just reaching for them. | |
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