Steve & Squirrel #192: Ripped From The Headlines, Vol. 2

Author: somnambulist

Date: March 3, 2007

by somnambulist
3-03-07
"U.S. to charge ex-kangaroo skinner for aiding Taliban"
I didn't know that kangaroo skin was an essential part for making IED's...?
It's not. Some idiot passed a law that lets the American Idol vote determine our foreign policy.
"U.S. faults friends, foes in drug war"
So is there anyone else left that they aren't blaming?
Themselves?
"Dog with college degree called to court"
Hey, I think that's my last girlfriend. They must have needed an expert woofness!
OK, that was bad. Now you're just reaching for them.