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| I broke down and bought myself a few Powerball tickets tonight. | |
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| You did major in math, right? You have better odds of getting struck by lightning than you do of winning. Especially since you golf so much. | |
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| Yeah, but what if I have the ability to manipulate space and time on the quantum level by making the same "poo face" that the Japanese guy does on Heroes? | |
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| I doubt it, but if it's true, maybe you will get to have sex with Black God like Sarah Silverman? | |
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Meanwhile, inside my own head...
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| Perhaps if God is a woman, she'll make me win the jackpot so Allison's suggestion in panel 2 never transpires! | |
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| Either I become a multi-millionaire, or, worst-case scenario, I lose and make a comic about my torrid love affair with God. | |
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