Steve & Squirrel #195: The Best Laid Plans II

Author: somnambulist

Date: March 11, 2007

by somnambulist
3-11-07
Dammit, it's got to be around here somewhere...
Can I help you with something?
Yeah, I was looking for my Powerball winnings. I figured God wasn't going to be keen on having sex with me, so I'm a bit... perplexed as to why I didn't win.
Well, for starters, that's not the way divine intervention works. Plus, I have a thing for pale, undersexed nerds.
How about if you make it so I win the next jackpot, we can be friends... with benefits?
I'll have to think on it. After all, you'd look pretty silly impregnated with my kid before the Second Coming.