Steve & Squirrel #196: The Best Laid Plans III

Author: somnambulist

Date: March 11, 2007

by somnambulist
3-11-07
Wait a minute. If you're a woman, what was the deal with the whole Virgin Mary thing?
You'd be amazed what's possible with just a toy chemistry set. Oh, and omnipotence. That helped too.
Omni-potence, I see. Hey, could you do me a favor and inseminate my kid sister with some sort of interstellar space octopus?
Well, I was going to bring peace to the Middle East, but what the hell, that sounds like fun too.
Somehow I doubt even your powers extend that far.
Yeah, you got me. Sometimes I just like to fuck with people. Haven't you ever read all those old Bible stories?