Steve & Squirrel #200: Future Imperfect

Author: somnambulist

Date: May 24, 2007

by somnambulist
5-24-07
First, Ashlee Simpson released a song called "Boyfriend."
After that, Avril Lavigne released her own song, "Girlfriend."
...?
With Paris Hilton about to do a stint in jail, this can only mean one thing...
...that when she gets out, her next song will be called "Hermaphrodite?"