Steve & Squirrel #202: Or Just Drive Really, Really Fast

Author: somnambulist

Date: May 25, 2007

by somnambulist
5-25-07
Earlier today, I saw a poster illustrating the rate of seat belt use while DWI.
Oddly, usage was only higher while over the legal limit compared to those under it for college graduates. All other groups used it more when sober.
Where on earth is he going with this?
So, if you're going to drink and drive, just remember that statistic, and...
...don't forget to buckle up before you move on to the jello shots?