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| Teachers are still fucking in front of Quincy High School for the fifth straight day, and many students came out to cheer them on. | |
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| We now go live to reporter Carlson Tucker, who finds himself in the middle of this dramatic fuck. Carlson? | |
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(And with apologies to mandingo)
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| What led you to decide that your best course of action was a prolonged, heavily publicized fuck? | |
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| They tried to make us sign an unfair contract. But we aren't afraid to fuck, and we'll all keep on fucking until we reach a fair compromise! | |
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| Many parents are criticizing the teachers, stating that staffers seem more concerned about fucking than they are about the students. | |
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| The state Supreme Court ruled that teachers have no right to fuck when class is in session, and a $100,000 fine was levied against the fuckers. | |
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