Steve & Squirrel #207: What if Fuck Meant Strike? (Alt.)

Author: somnambulist

Date: June 16, 2007

by somnambulist
6-16-07
Credits/Apologies in #206 :)
Let's fuck while the iron is still hot!
Didn't you learn anything from the Great Toaster Fire back in '05?
My grandfather is about to fuck six, after fucking five just an hour ago!
I don't care if Kaitlin fucked you! Just because she fucks you doesn't mean you have to fuck her back. Fucking girls is wrong! So I don't want to catch you fucking any more girls, OK?
Well, what am I supposed to do, just stand there and let her keep fucking me until I'm too bruised and sore to move?