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| So she cancelled on you again last week? Well, we know she works tonight. Let's drop in and find out what happened with her. | |
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| Well I was going to go with "she is still a stupid, selfish little bitch," but if you really need the empirical evidence, I suppose that can be arranged too... | |
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| Hey! I'm so sorry about last week. I have this boyfriend who I really like. He found your txt msg on my phone and I had to get him to chill out, you know? | |
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| Well, I suppose she has upgraded from "convicted felon" to "ultra-controlling jackass." Damn, I probably could've pulled that off if I'd known to put in that type of effort... | |
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*Actually I'd never subject myself to dating HER at this point, but, shhh... :)
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| At least I don't have any other tables tonight, so we have time to catch up! | |
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| Yeah. And if Jethro gets all pissy about me again, just tell him I'd never want to subject you to anything as awful as dating me*. That should do the trick. | |
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