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If you are losing an argument, make sensational, non-sensical claims using a bunch of technical-sounding jargon. Nobody can out-argue an idiot without looking like one themselves.
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| And that's why the gradient of a smurf is the integral of its subantiprocosine. | |
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| That doesn't make sense! Smurfs are measured in kilowatt hours! | |
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If all else fails, sing this reply over and over, varying each iteration slightly:
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| I'm an angry jolly giant / and I'm angry cuz I'm jolly / and I'm jolly cuz I'm giant / and I'm jolly cuz I'm green! | |
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| Take me now, you magnificent lime colored stallion! | |
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Never try to argue online. Nobody ever wins, and you'll just look foolish.
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| But I've got all sorts of awesome tribute comic ideas for you! | |
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| Why didn't you just point everyone to BasicInstructions.net and say you liked the comics there? Those are actually funny! | |
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