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| I'm leaving to work for the government. Unfortunately I was unable to get your promotion through, so you'll have to convince your new boss to get it done. | |
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| So all I have to do is persuade the guy who just started to create a new job after his boss, the VP, already cut the budget to promote one of her people? | |
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| Man, I love the third date rule. Although, it's a little weird that she wanted it sideways doggy style the first time. | |
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| Hey, just because you're 6 feet tall and I'm a tiny Asian chick doesn't mean you can't get a little rough with me! | |
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| Congratulations, you have acute bronchitis! Enjoy your fabulous 2 weeks of being too sick to get out of bed for anything! | |
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| OK, so maybe I shouldn't have accused her of giving me bird flu... | |
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