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| So you broke up with that Chinese chick, huh? | |
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| Yeah, a while ago. She wanted to go back to the West Coast when she finished her PhD anyway, so it was bound to happen sooner or later. | |
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| Yeah, but you said that wasn't for another six months or something. So what happened? | |
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| She gave me some BS about how she didn't want me to "waste my time" on her if it wasn't going to end up going anywhere. | |
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| Oh. Weak. Did you tell her that her brilliant plan for you to meet another woman didn't work so well and you've been single for the past six months? | |
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| Nah, I did what any guy would do -- ignored her and hit on her best friend at a party a couple months later. It's not like she could complain about it; all I was doing was taking her advice! | |
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