Steve & Squirrel #225: Necromancing the Continuity, Part 2

Author: somnambulist

Date: February 3, 2009

by somnambulist
2-03-09
Did you see anyone on that free online dating that might be compatible? You mentioned some of them were new in your area?
Of the six I liked, 3 were spam-traps, one of them just wanted to cheat on her boyfriend, and 37 of them were really just guys.
Come on, it can't be that bad. What are you looking for in a woman? Maybe if you start there, you can figure out who would really be a good match.
At this point, the only one left who doesn't make me want to move to the woods and grow a Unabomber beard is Allison, but she's actually fictional.
I was thinking that after geohashing, we'd play 18 holes of golf, have kinky sex, and watch McBain vs. the CommuNazis: Red Menace Rising.
( love )