Steve & Squirrel #226: Necromancing the Continuity, Part 3

Author: somnambulist

Date: February 3, 2009

by somnambulist
2-03-09
Come on, it can't be that bad. Why don't you just go after the first girl you see who you like?
Let's see, there's my medical issues, my OCD, the fact that I'm now 32 and don't look like a supermodel, their greed, stupidity, and selfishness...
But surely there has to be someone out there with the qualities you're looking for.
That's the problem. I feel like I always want something different than the people I meet, and I have no interest in changing, because I like who I am.
You know, you're not making this very easy for me.
So you're saying I might need a better opening line than this speech?