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First draft of my online advice column.
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| I have three pieces of advice that will serve you well in life. One: registered libertarians should not apply to work for the DEA. | |
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| Two: No matter how much Grandpa likes the strippers, he is not allowed to go on stage to pole dance with them. | |
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| And, finally, under no circumstances should Louise Woodward attend an AC/DC concert. | |
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| You know, some days you're lucky that you're so good in bed... and today is looking like one of those days! | |
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