Steve & Squirrel #233: Necromancing the Continuity, Part 7

Author: somnambulist

Date: March 1, 2009

by somnambulist
3-01-09
Hey, you never told me what happened to that waitress that inspired your fictional comic girlfriend Allison.
Well, now that her Myspace page is public again, I saw she's gained about 40 pounds and her new boyfriend looks like a giant, idiotic dickweed.
*See http://www.stripcreator.com/ comics/somnambulist/357909
B E F O R E !
A F T E R !
Well, I guess you can be happy that at least you didn't get stuck with her?
I know. It's odd how every girl I break up with or who rejects me gets really fat or really ugly so fast... if only I could find a way to use that as leverage!