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| Hi, Steve from "Steve & Squirrel" here, to talk to you about a growing epidemic: people who install Linux on everything. | |
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| At first it was just a demonstration of cleverness: people putting Linux on their wristwatch, iPod, or PS3. | |
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| Then it got a little weird. People put Linux on their car radios, VCRs, and microwaves. | |
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| Even that wasn't too bad, but then they came for the appliances. Pretty soon there were toasters, vacuums, and refrigerators running Ubuntu. | |
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| The most twisted case I read about was the guy who installed FreeBSD on his housecat and used another distribution to overwrite his own brain waves. | |
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| So, if you ever get around to installing Linux on your own dick... nobody fucking wants to hear about it! | |
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