Steve & Squirrel #239: March of the Penguins

Author: somnambulist

Date: September 29, 2009

by somnambulist
9-29-09
Hi, Steve from "Steve & Squirrel" here, to talk to you about a growing epidemic: people who install Linux on everything.
At first it was just a demonstration of cleverness: people putting Linux on their wristwatch, iPod, or PS3.
Then it got a little weird. People put Linux on their car radios, VCRs, and microwaves.
Even that wasn't too bad, but then they came for the appliances. Pretty soon there were toasters, vacuums, and refrigerators running Ubuntu.
The most twisted case I read about was the guy who installed FreeBSD on his housecat and used another distribution to overwrite his own brain waves.
So, if you ever get around to installing Linux on your own dick... nobody fucking wants to hear about it!