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| You know, if you didn't eliminate the vegetarians, you could probably cut down on those who exceed your weight requirements. | |
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| Actually, less than you'd think. Lack of meat doesn't equal lack of cake, with the exception of vegans, but they're extra irritating. And I'm allergic to soy. | |
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*http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ somnambulist/453964
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| I see. Maybe we need to try an entirely different approach. What is most important to you in a partner? | |
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| I described it once before*, but to sum it up: Nerd love, set exclusively to the tune of hair band power ballads. | |
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| Well, I'm not sure I understand the appeal, but there must be someone out there for you. | |
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| Even if that's true, it probably means that she essentially learned everything she knows about love from strings of cliches bellowed by alcoholic hobos. | |
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