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| I know you were shocked when you saw my Facebook status update, but yes, I really do have a real life girlfriend now. It caught me off-guard, too! | |
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| I'm happy for you. Besides, I kind of wanted us to start listening to other people complain, anyway, so this works out great! | |
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| I just have one tiny problem, though. See, I've got all this great new material based on the times we've been out... | |
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| So, what's the problem with that? I say go for it! She had no idea what this site was, so it's not like she'll know you're mining your relationship for lowball comedy. | |
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| Well, yeah... but what do I do about my fictional comic girlfriend? I feel all dirty. And the real one is nothing like my "ideal fantasy" that Allison is. | |
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| So, wait, you are worried about how you're treating a fictional character? Hon... you really need to get out more. But maybe you could use Jon as a stand-in? | |
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