Steve & Squirrel #249: Continuity Chameleon, Part 2

Author: somnambulist

Date: March 7, 2010

by somnambulist
3-07-10
Matt gets the scoop from "Jon" about his new lady-friend. Who's Jon? See http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ somnambulist/489025 for the scoop!
So Jon! I see you have a new lady in your life. How's that going so far?
Pretty good, pretty good. I'm having a great time with her!
Cool, but how did you end up with someone who is so different from you or your idea of the ideal girlfriend?
Oh, that's easy. For once, I didn't jump into bed with her in the first week. I told her I was happy to have a "grown up" relationship this time, for a change.
Wait, you've almost never had a healthy, adult relationship before. Who are you, and what have you done with Jon?
Nothing. After that, she got a little tipsy, so when we got back to my car, I told her the "Take Out Parking Only" sign said "Make Out Parking Only."