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| Hey, so Jon really hit it off with that girl, huh? He said that it was nice to have a girlfriend whose jaw didn't get sore all of ten seconds into oral. | |
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| Yeah, tell it to the dudes here who aren't chronically single. You might find a little more sympathy there. | |
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| Well, when you get lucky, here's what I tell the girl if she lacks stamina down there... | |
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| I still neither need nor want to know any additional facts about your cock. It was bad enough that time when you told me that it lilts to the left a little. | |
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| Never mind that now! Just look her in the eye and say... "You need to bulk up a bit, baby... eat some Skittles!" | |
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| Actually, I think M&M's have a considerably more accurate slogan for that sort of thing! | |
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