Steve & Squirrel #253: Fore Father, Part Deux

Author: somnambulist

Date: October 26, 2010

by somnambulist
10-26-10
Golf joke for you, pop. A guy sees his partner's caddy put his partner's ball in his mouth and asks what he's doing. So he says, "That's my ball washer."
Well, this playing it as it lies thing isn't working out for me too well either.
This goes on for a while. Then one day the guy's partner has a new female caddy who also cleans his ball using her mouth.
Did he ask why he thought he needed a new ball washer?
The guy asks him that, but his partner says, "Dude, she's not really my ball washer... She's my pipe cleaner."
Well, son, she could be both!