Steve & Squirrel #258: Continuity Fairy, Part 4

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 24, 2011

by somnambulist
1-24-11
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ somnambulist/512722
Wait, let me get this straight: you spent most of your Sunday afternoon in bed with that ex stripper* chick...
...and absolutely nothing happened. Unless you count her falling asleep and drooling all over my pillow.
I don't think that quite counts as swapping spit.
Nope. We did kiss goodbye but there was no tongue involved, which is a bit odd, because she basically never stops talking.
So what you're telling me is...
...that I doubt my life is going to be a children's fable anytime soon.