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| So what happened with the girl from the Buffet concert? Did you ever get together with her? | |
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| Nope. Like always, she just didn't "feel any spark." And the next time some bitch tries to sell me that bullshit, I'm going to throw her into a Tesla coil. | |
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| That does sound a bit discouraging. What about the crazy stripper? Did you at least stay far away from her? | |
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| Yes, if by "far away from her," you mean, "got really drunk and made out every other night last week." | |
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| Why do you keep doing things that you know are no good for you? | |
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| I figure it's kind of like therapy, but way cheaper and more fun. Plus, this way, nobody gets their medical license revoked. | |
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