Suburban Guy's relationship management skills

Author: sonesh123

Date: December 28, 2010

by sonesh123
12-28-10
Suburban Guy is being Interviewed for a JOB in an MNC
Sir, I have applied for the post of CUSTOMER RELATIONSHIP MANAGER (CRM).
Oh thats nice. Do you have any experience in RELATIONHSIP MANAGEMENT?
Yes Sir, I have more than 3 years of experience in managing over 400 relationships.
Well thats interesting. How did you manage to do that?
Through Facebook. I manage precisely 520 relationships with friends on a daily basis
WTF :(