Suburban Guy's TECH SUPPORT BLUES :)

Author: sonesh123

Date: December 30, 2010

by sonesh123
12-30-10
Suburban Guy had called the Technical Support Guy for fixing his Desktop
Sir, I have fixed your machine. There was a virus infection.
Ok. Thanks. What would be your charges?
Sir, only 2000 Rs.
WHAT?? You just installed an antivirus, scanned my pc and removed a virus. I could've bought the Antivirus CD myself and done it for less than Rs.100. Whats Rs.2000 for?
Sir, 100 Rs for the Antivirus CD, 100 bucks for scanning and removing the virus, 1800 bucks is for knowing which VIRUS DEFINITION to download in order to remove the VIRUS
WTF :(