Suburban Guy and the CITIBANK Relationship Manager

Author: sonesh123

Date: January 6, 2011

by sonesh123
1-06-11
A CITIBANK RELATIONSHIP MANAGER visits Suburban Guy
Hi, So you are Ritesh from Citibank?
Yes Sir. I am here to discuss some really interesting HIGH RETURN INVESTMENT SCHEMES with you.
Really, thats awesome. Can i click a picture with you?
Yes sir, I am honoured. But why would you make such a request?
You've got BALLS, bro. Going by CITIBANK's current reputation, you still have HOPES with me??? You're an epitome of OPTIMISM. This PIC would be for my Facebook Status.
WTF :(