Suburban Guy's THOUGHT's on HIS RESUME

Author: sonesh123

Date: January 10, 2011

by sonesh123
1-10-11
Suburban Guy is giving an interview in an MNC
...Sir, I have applied for the post of Senior Financial Analyst in your esteemed organization.
I have been through your resume. Can you explain the consistent score of 50% marks in your university exams?
Sir, i am a slow writer & hence I could complete only 60% of the paper. But you can appreciate the accuracy considering i got 50% out of completion of only 60% information.
Ok. Now, how do you explain your inconsistent professional career? You have probably worked in a new company every year.
Precisely Sir. I am a dynamic professional who swears by the adage, "A Rolling Stone gathers NO MOSS". So there......
WTF :(