Suburban Guy's Eligibility for a LOAN :)

Author: sonesh123

Date: February 16, 2011

by sonesh123
2-16-11
Suburban guy goes to the BANK to apply for a personal loan...
Sir, i realize that you are looking for a personal loan for yourself. Have you got the necessary documents?
Yes, I have. You can review them.
Banker reviews the documents and says...
Sir, I am afraid. Looking at your PAST repayment records and your HUMBLE savings in the bank, only our MICROFINANCE division would be able to give you a loan. Please get in touch with them.
WTF :(