Spinoff: Scally the Scouser's Destitute Dad

Author: southlondon

Date: May 23, 2005

by southlondon
5-23-05
To cope with his crippling debts, Scally The Scouser's dad has taken a new job as a train driver
Hey, welcome to the depot! I'm your new boss.
One week later...
Hey, some of the lads are heading down the pub during lunch. You up for coming along?
Sure, sounds great!
Shut it.
See dad? Told ya you couldn't drive a train after six bottles of vodka.