southlondon's quest for fame

Author: southlondon

Date: May 24, 2005

by southlondon
5-24-05
This documentary follows the trials and tribulations of southlondon as he tries to become StripCreator's no 1 non-donator. It's a monumental task.
Basically mate, the concept goes like this: your character was born with the desire to kill everyone he meets.
The only problem is that he wasn't born with the talent to do so. You'll end up killing a few people and having a few random misadventures.
I'd love to help you out but I've got a big Eastenders deal in the pipeline. I'm playing Ian Beale's long lost half brother's girlfriend's illegitimate son's best friend's dad. It's a pretty big part.
One week later...
Is that southlondon? Yeah, I've decided to take the part. My Eastenders deal fell through. Someone broke into the set and murdered the whole cast!
Really? Next you'll be telling me the main suspect is a white male with a blueish-grey shirt and brown hair! Honestly!